February 2012
I’m good at three things
being ugly
eating a lot
not leaving the house
I learned if you talk to someone too much,
lalalalalacaitlinmay:
you’re fucked. I don’t want to get close to anyone anymore. I’m starting to hate meeting new people. I won’t be rude about it, but I don’t want to talk to many people anymore. I don’t see the point. Eventually, you’re all just strangers again, so why bother?
someone: cries because of friendship troubles and boyfriends
me: cries about seeing my favourite band
gabesaportaspenis:
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smoshqueen:
dougiepoyntersvagina:
masturbatewithacheesegrater:
shaunni:
choke0nyourmisery:
jamtards:
butthurtbandboys:
theperfectanomaly:
Simple Plan dances to ‘Sexy and I Know It’. Warning: contains lots of sexually arousing hip thrusting.
JACK BARAKAT IN THE WHITE MORPH SUIT THO JESUS CHRIST
i just sat and watched this about 20 times im ngl im really turned on by jack lol...
Gym teacher: Okay, we have an odd number of people... →
funniest10k:
Me:
Click here for the coolest blog you will EVER follow
nellythomasellis:
The only people who want a relationship with me are anons.
pjxel:
why do I exist I’m like the internet explorer of real life